Halloween Scarols™ Lyrics

1) ‘Twas the Night of Halloween
(ORIGINAL score)

‘Twas the night of Halloween, when all through the Castle
All the creatures were stirring, oh boy what a hassle!

The pumpkins were carved by the stairway with care,
In hopes that Trick-or-Treaters soon would be there;

Some children were painted all over their head,
While others had masks or sheets from the bed;

And mamma with her candy, and pink bubble gum,
Had just filled the bowl before the kiddies did come,

When out on the walk there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the doorway I bolted in a flash,
I started to shutter and the bowl fell with a crash.

The moon in the sky where the witches did zoom
Was full and was bright and it lit every broom.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a pack of treat tricksters, eight monsters so near.

What a gory little group, so green and quite quick,
I knew in a moment I just might get sick.
More rapid than goblins the treaters they came,
One monster howled, and shrieked, and called each by name;
"Now, SLASHER! now, RANCID! now, CREEPER and AXEMAN!
On, GOBLIN! on PUTRID! on, STOMPER and BLITZ’EM!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now slash away! gash away! smash away all!"

And then, swift as lightning, I heard at the door
The clawing and gnawing of each little gore.
As I picked up the bowl, and was turning around,
Through the window crashing ghouls came in with a bound.

Their eyes ñ oh so bloodshot! Their warts oh so hairy!
Their skin was like thistles, their noses quite scary!
They drooled from their mouth as they opened their fangs,
And I turned to the Mrs. Whose tongue I saw hang.

The stump of a limb one held tight in his teeth,
And the stench it did linger ‘round the room like bad meat.
Another had a bag with a giant black lid,
That shook, when he growled like a bowlful of squid.

One was stubby and plump, a right angry old troll,
And I shrieked when I saw him, pull a spike from a hole;
A glare of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know that I soon may be dead;

He spoke not a word, but went straight for my throat,
I opened its black bag; and threw in a small goat,
And with stinky breath out loud he did say,
We just want some candy then we’ll be on our way!

They sprang for the door, with a hand full of treats,
And away they all flew like bats down the streets.
But I heard them exclaim, ere they blew out of sight,
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-FRIGHT!"

2) Out on the Doorstep
(based on Up on the Rooftop)

Out on the doorstep ring the bells,
Out jumps a goblin and he smells
Down thru the graveyard and the streets,
All he wants are Halloween treats

Boo Boo Boo! I’m made of goo!.
Eat Eat Eat! I want a treat!
Out on the doorstep, Knock knock knock
That smelly Goblin got a rock,

Off to the next house on the street
He still wants a tasty treat;
He pulls out his bag and holds it wide,
Kicks open the door and yells inside.

Yum yum yum! I want some gum!
Rar Rar Rar! A candy bar!
Out on the doorstep, Knock knock knock
That smelly Goblin got another rock,

Next he went storming through the door
Tripped on a pumpkin and hit the floor
Then he remembered, say trick or treat!
He rose back up onto his feet.

Trick or Treat! Say when you greet!
Give me something good to eat!
Out on the doorstep, Treat or Trick!
He got a sucker on a stick!

3) Scary Big Green Frankenstein
(based on Jolly Old St. Nicholas)

Scary Big Green Frankenstein, toss your ear this way!
Throw it in the candy bowl, What a trick we’ll play;
Halloween is here tonight; Now, you big old goon,
Hide behind the closet door, the children will come soon.

The doorbell is now ringing loud, wait don’t make a sound,
When they all yell trick or treat, out leap with a bound;
All the kiddies you will find screaming in a row.
Take their candy bags with treats, then just let them go.

Frankie likes some candy corn, and a chocolate bar;
Don’t give him a scary look; Or He’ll smash your car;
As you’ll see, his little brain isn’t really right;
Stick with me, big Frankenstein. And we’ll feast all night.

4) Popcorn Balls (based on Jingle Bells)

Popcorn Balls, Popcorn Balls
Popping all the day
Oh what fun it is to give
Popcorn balls away !
Oh,
Popcorn Balls, Popcorn Balls
Pop Pop all the day
I’d rather have
Popcorn balls than
apples any day!

5) Count Rapula Original Words and Music

A long time ago in Transylvania
There was a black bat always seekin’ a vein, yeah!
But Now the Red Cross we surely can thank
‘cause this modern dude goes to the blood bank.

After hearing, this news I’m sure you’re floored
It’s all well and good but he’s kinda bored.
‘til late one night after a thunder clap,
he got at phat idea on his long dirt nap.

He howled at the moon, lookin’ rather glib
Then he left his coffin, yeah, that’s his crib.

In a haunted graveyard that was his hood
I met him that dark night right where he stood
I could not believe it, I dropped my map
When that old green sucker started to rap!

I’m the dungeon master
I’m the shadow caster
Count Rapula
The graveyard blaster!

I was so relieved he didn’t want to kill
That old fly boy just wanted to chill.
He’s the living dead, but he’s living large,
so go to the graveyard, it’s free of charge.

Don’t be scared he’s just one of the guys,
so hang with the vamp ‘til the sun does rise.

Look or the corpses standing ‘round the mount,
And just get busy and get down with the count!

I’m the dungeon master
I’m the shadow caster
Count Rapula
The graveyard blaster!

Nobody liked him way back when they bled,
But now he hip hops with the living dead.
The zombies like to shake and rattle their bones,
Around one by one they rap the headstones.

Here lies famous Mix Master Frank,
He was fly, but his songs did stank.

Here lies DJ Daddy Dead Beat,
He’s all bones without any meat.

Here lies MC Banana Ice
He stank so bad, they put him on ice.

And next to Ice lies Mick Mousey Mouse
He was trapped, he’s no longer in the house.

And here lies Puffy Puff without his flesh,
Now that dog’s anything but fresh!

They say when you’re dead
don’t you be diss’n
Forget that noise and just go on and listen
From dusk ‘til dawn at the burial sight
They’re hoppin’ and rappin’ all through the long night.

I’m the dungeon master.
I’m the shadow caster.
Count Rapula,
The graveyard blaster!

I’m the graveyard gangsta’
I’m the tombstone pranksta’
Count Rapula,
Halloween’s Main Star.

Count Rapula!

6) Haunt the halls with Jack-O-Lanterns
(based on Deck the Halls)

Haunt the halls with Jack-O-Lanterns
BooHooHooHooHooHoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!
‘Tis the evening to be Scary
MooHooHooHooHooHoo Ha HA HA!
Don we now our ghoul apparel
Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rar Rar Rar!
Now we all go trick or treating
Ring the doorbell ring ring ring ring ring!

7) The 13 Days of Halloween
(based on The Twelve days of Christmas)

On the first day of Hallow’s Eve
my henchman sent to me
An Owl in a dead tree.

On the second day of Hallow’s Eve
my henchman sent to me
Two goblin gloves,
And An Owl in a dead tree.

Three fat bats,

Four Howling wolves,

Five draaaaa-gon wings,

Six sorcerers spelling.

Seven ghouls a-scaring,

Eight maids a-screaming,

Nine Vampires biting,

Ten Trolls a-leaping,

Eleven witches bewitching,

Twelve monsters marching,

Thirteen Jack-o-lanterns

8) Oh Pumpkin Patch
(based on Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch,
How Orange are your Pumpkins?

Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch,
How Scary are your Pumpkins?

Just carve me up, pull out my guts
Then bake the seeds and eat them up.

Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch,
How Scary are your Pumpkins?

Juat make me grin, and add a light
I’ll glow and smile, throughout the night.

Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch,
How Scary are your Pumpkins?

9) Monsters we Have Heard Tonight
(based on Angels We have Heard on High)

Monsters we have heard tonight
Loudly Growling with a fright
And the Goblins do join in
Oh the noise makes my head spin

RAAAAAARRRRAAAARAAARAAARAAARAAAR
GORIA
I can’t wait for Day-O!
RAAAAAARRRRAAAARAAARAAARAAARAAAR
GORIA
Will we see the Day-A-Oh!

10) We Wish You a Happy Halloween
(based on We wish you a Merry Christmas)

We wish you a Happy Hallow
We wish you a Happy Hallow
We wish you a Happy Hallow
A Happy Halloween!

So bring us the bags of candy
So bring us the bags of candy
So bring us the bags of candy
Or will trick you right Now!

We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
So ring the door-bell now!



	1) ‘Twas the Night of Halloween (ORIGINAL score) ‘Twas the night of Halloween, when all through the Castle All the creatures were stirring, oh boy what a hassle! The pumpkins were carved by the stairway with care, In hopes that Trick-or-Treaters soon would be there; Some children were painted all over their head, While others had masks or sheets from the bed; And mamma with her candy, and pink bubble gum, Had just filled the bowl before the kiddies did come, When out on the walk there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter. Away to the doorway I bolted in a flash, I started to shutter and the bowl fell with a crash. The moon in the sky where the witches did zoom Was full and was bright and it lit every broom. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a pack of treat tricksters, eight monsters so near. What a gory little group, so green and quite quick, I knew in a moment I just might get sick. More rapid than goblins the treaters they came, One monster howled, and shrieked, and called each by name; "Now, SLASHER! now, RANCID! now, CREEPER and AXEMAN! On, GOBLIN! on PUTRID! on, STOMPER and BLITZ’EM! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now slash away! gash away! smash away all!" And then, swift as lightning, I heard at the door The clawing and gnawing of each little gore. As I picked up the bowl, and was turning around, Through the window crashing ghouls came in with a bound. Their eyes ñ oh so bloodshot! Their warts oh so hairy! Their skin was like thistles, their noses quite scary! They drooled from their mouth as they opened their fangs, And I turned to the Mrs. Whose tongue I saw hang. The stump of a limb one held tight in his teeth, And the stench it did linger ‘round the room like bad meat. Another had a bag with a giant black lid, That shook, when he growled like a bowlful of squid. One was stubby and plump, a right angry old troll, And I shrieked when I saw him, pull a spike from a hole; A glare of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know that I soon may be dead; He spoke not a word, but went straight for my throat, I opened its black bag; and threw in a small goat, And with stinky breath out loud he did say, We just want some candy then we’ll be on our way! They sprang for the door, with a hand full of treats, And away they all flew like bats down the streets. But I heard them exclaim, ere they blew out of sight, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-FRIGHT!" 2) Out on the Doorstep (based on Up on the Rooftop) Out on the doorstep ring the bells, Out jumps a goblin and he smells Down thru the graveyard and the streets, All he wants are Halloween treats Boo Boo Boo! I’m made of goo!. Eat Eat Eat! I want a treat! Out on the doorstep, Knock knock knock That smelly Goblin got a rock, Off to the next house on the street He still wants a tasty treat; He pulls out his bag and holds it wide, Kicks open the door and yells inside. Yum yum yum! I want some gum! Rar Rar Rar! A candy bar! Out on the doorstep, Knock knock knock That smelly Goblin got another rock, Next he went storming through the door Tripped on a pumpkin and hit the floor Then he remembered, say trick or treat! He rose back up onto his feet. Trick or Treat! Say when you greet! Give me something good to eat! Out on the doorstep, Treat or Trick! He got a sucker on a stick! 3) Scary Big Green Frankenstein (based on Jolly Old St. Nicholas) Scary Big Green Frankenstein, toss your ear this way! Throw it in the candy bowl, What a trick we’ll play; Halloween is here tonight; Now, you big old goon, Hide behind the closet door, the children will come soon. The doorbell is now ringing loud, wait don’t make a sound, When they all yell trick or treat, out leap with a bound; All the kiddies you will find screaming in a row. Take their candy bags with treats, then just let them go. Frankie likes some candy corn, and a chocolate bar; Don’t give him a scary look; Or He’ll smash your car; As you’ll see, his little brain isn’t really right; Stick with me, big Frankenstein. And we’ll feast all night. 4) Popcorn Balls (based on Jingle Bells) Popcorn Balls, Popcorn Balls Popping all the day Oh what fun it is to give Popcorn balls away ! Oh, Popcorn Balls, Popcorn Balls Pop Pop all the day I’d rather have Popcorn balls than apples any day! 5) Count Rapula Original Words and Music A long time ago in Transylvania There was a black bat always seekin’ a vein, yeah! But Now the Red Cross we surely can thank ‘cause this modern dude goes to the blood bank. After hearing, this news I’m sure you’re floored It’s all well and good but he’s kinda bored. ‘til late one night after a thunder clap, he got at phat idea on his long dirt nap. He howled at the moon, lookin’ rather glib Then he left his coffin, yeah, that’s his crib. In a haunted graveyard that was his hood I met him that dark night right where he stood I could not believe it, I dropped my map When that old green sucker started to rap! I’m the dungeon master I’m the shadow caster Count Rapula The graveyard blaster! I was so relieved he didn’t want to kill That old fly boy just wanted to chill. He’s the living dead, but he’s living large, so go to the graveyard, it’s free of charge. Don’t be scared he’s just one of the guys, so hang with the vamp ‘til the sun does rise. Look or the corpses standing ‘round the mount, And just get busy and get down with the count! I’m the dungeon master I’m the shadow caster Count Rapula The graveyard blaster! Nobody liked him way back when they bled, But now he hip hops with the living dead. The zombies like to shake and rattle their bones, Around one by one they rap the headstones. Here lies famous Mix Master Frank, He was fly, but his songs did stank. Here lies DJ Daddy Dead Beat, He’s all bones without any meat. Here lies MC Banana Ice He stank so bad, they put him on ice. And next to Ice lies Mick Mousey Mouse He was trapped, he’s no longer in the house. And here lies Puffy Puff without his flesh, Now that dog’s anything but fresh! They say when you’re dead don’t you be diss’n Forget that noise and just go on and listen From dusk ‘til dawn at the burial sight They’re hoppin’ and rappin’ all through the long night. I’m the dungeon master. I’m the shadow caster. Count Rapula, The graveyard blaster! I’m the graveyard gangsta’ I’m the tombstone pranksta’ Count Rapula, Halloween’s Main Star. Count Rapula! 6) Haunt the halls with Jack-O-Lanterns (based on Deck the Halls) Haunt the halls with Jack-O-Lanterns BooHooHooHooHooHoo Hoo Hoo Hoo! ‘Tis the evening to be Scary MooHooHooHooHooHoo Ha HA HA! Don we now our ghoul apparel Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rarr Rar Rar Rar! Now we all go trick or treating Ring the doorbell ring ring ring ring ring! 7) The 13 Days of Halloween (based on The Twelve days of Christmas) On the first day of Hallow’s Eve my henchman sent to me An Owl in a dead tree. On the second day of Hallow’s Eve my henchman sent to me Two goblin gloves, And An Owl in a dead tree. Three fat bats, Four Howling wolves, Five draaaaa-gon wings, Six sorcerers spelling. Seven ghouls a-scaring, Eight maids a-screaming, Nine Vampires biting, Ten Trolls a-leaping, Eleven witches bewitching, Twelve monsters marching, Thirteen Jack-o-lanterns 8) Oh Pumpkin Patch (based on Oh Christmas Tree) Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch, How Orange are your Pumpkins? Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch, How Scary are your Pumpkins? Just carve me up, pull out my guts Then bake the seeds and eat them up. Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch, How Scary are your Pumpkins? Juat make me grin, and add a light I’ll glow and smile, throughout the night. Oh Pumpkin Patch oh Pumpkin Patch, How Scary are your Pumpkins? 9) Monsters we Have Heard Tonight (based on Angels We have Heard on High) Monsters we have heard tonight Loudly Growling with a fright And the Goblins do join in Oh the noise makes my head spin RAAAAAARRRRAAAARAAARAAARAAARAAAR GORIA I can’t wait for Day-O! RAAAAAARRRRAAAARAAARAAARAAARAAAR GORIA Will we see the Day-A-Oh! 10) We Wish You a Happy Halloween (based on We wish you a Merry Christmas) We wish you a Happy Hallow We wish you a Happy Hallow We wish you a Happy Hallow A Happy Halloween! So bring us the bags of candy So bring us the bags of candy So bring us the bags of candy Or will trick you right Now! We won’t go until we get some We won’t go until we get some We won’t go until we get some So ring the door-bell now!

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